A video game addict was playing a military game. I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console. What video game system does Homer Simpson play? What is a pirate's favorite genre of video game?
What's the first book in the video game bible? The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings. My girlfriend just dumped me for always talking about video games. My wife started hitting me because I drained her phone by playing video games. I made a pun image for a character from a video game i like, someone said it would fit in here as well.
Skyrim is packed to the Sky-RIM with sidequests and tasks. See, we can do it too. The reason for this is the common stopping point that occurs after finishing one of the first missions for the Jarl Of Whiterun. Once you complete it, you get a fancy new title, a bodyguard, and a house that you can decorate however you see fit.
Terms that you can learn at the very beginning are the names of all the different races you can be and Argonians are quite distinct. And yet, someone has reduced them to a vegetable. This became not only a meme but a definitive structure for making a pun.
It would appear everywhere and that includes Skyrim. He has appeared in many of the major entries, including a recent Elder Scrolls Online title, Elsweyr. Mining is necessary if you want to get materials for blacksmithing, but it seems one miner got in over their head. How do you throw a space party? You planet. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird. What washes up on tiny beaches? My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve.
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. EDIT : sorry 3 groups of people. What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays. Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing?
Its deer tracks. No, it's bear tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them. I hate how funerals are always at 9 a. A tire. I was going to make a chemistry joke, but since I'm kinda late to the thread, the good ones argon.
Bayleafqween Report. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize. The other day I tried to make a chemistry joke, but got no reaction.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Need an ark? I Noah guy. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. German sausage jokes are just the wurst. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra It was a booby trap. Best feeling at the end of the day is taking the bra off. Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure. What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist. I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. My brother said carrots, cauliflower, and celery are c food too. I asked him who taught him to spell. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus. Why is the number six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox? BushaPalooza Report. Because they have two left feet! What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games.
Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble He asked "Any Chess? I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games. He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking. What do you yell at a Chinese board game tournament? I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.
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